Q: What did the dinosaur say when a comet was about to hit the earth and wipe out all life on the planet?
A: He said, "MAN! This ex-STINKS!" (invented in Adventureland, Orlando Florida)
Q: What do people who sneeze all the time wear on their shoes?
A: They wear "AHHHH-SHOOOES!" (@ KSC)
Q: "Did you hear about the map reader who was great at what he did?
respondant: "No, I didn't."
A: "Yeah, he was a LEGEND!" (invented in Geology class)
Q: What was the death-defying acrobat only four feet tall?
A: Because his growth was STUNT-ed!
FINALLY that last one. If you are a bit squeamish when you read jokes with a scandalous edge to them, please do not read below...however, if you can watch PG movies, then I'm pretty sure you can handle this :-D
Q: What do you call a doctor who examines a dinosaurs more *ahem* intimate parts?
A: A DINO-CAULOGIST!
that concludes the joke pow-wow for the day. Updates on the riveting life of Pete Best are coming soon, but suffice it to say it wouldn't be cavalier to say it's rather amazing!